Conspiarcy theory

The big conspiracy of the day: Mike Piazza tipped batters off to Clemens's pitches last night in an act of sweet revenge, thus letting Clemens get battered in the All Star game, in front of his hometown crowd. Rumor also has it that Piazza was smiling widly underneath his catcher's mask.

Now, I don't really believe this theory. But, if true, I can't help but want to buy Piazza a beer.

However, I tend to believe that Clemens did himself in the old-fashioned way. By choking.